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Its been a while since I have been on this thing....Hows about a little life update via pictures? I think that would be best....
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| SO. Its almost 3AM in the morning and my vagina is bleeding, I feel like shit, and I cant sleep. So-while sitting around I was thinking of what I could do! I thought of none other than updating all you LJ kids on the latest comical event in my life. I would totally put this in an LJ cut, but I dont remember exactly how right now and its to late to fuck around with <fuckinghtml> so. Sorry this is so long. Maybe I will make it a cut later. But...Let me just set the situation up for you...I promise this is worth reading, especially the end!
Alright so I am in math lab with my friend sam today. And she is all, dude, I am transfering to Texas next year! And I was like, WHY!?!?! TEXAS SUCKS! And then spent the rest of math lab convincing her of reasons why texas sucks. Anything from george bush to the fact that they make SUV's with two wheel drive....I know....What the fuck?...Anyways. Once lab was over we were walking out to her bike and I said I would find her more reasons why Texas sucks and I would leave them on her facebook. We were obviously joking around and having a good time about this whole texas thing...So. Heres what my comments said...(yes, I left 2)
Sammy Deeee-
So. I am a woman of my word and I promised you I would give you more reasons why Texas sucks. So. Here I am. In fact, my list is so long, it might even take me TWO comments. So. Are we ready? You might want to go to the bathroom and grab a snack because this is going to be EPIC. Lets do this.
1. Texas ranks as #1 for number of uninsured children
2. It ranks #2 for income inequality between the rich and the poor
3. It ranks #1 for percentage of population with out health insurance
4. Their SAT scores rank at number 47...wow. dummies. only 3 away from the stupidest state in the nation!
5. Percentage of people over 25 with a high school diploma you ask? Oh, they rank 50th! Wow-they really are DUMB!
6. Percentage of non-elderly women with health insurance-lookie here, they rank 50th again. Man, they just keep sucking.
7. Women over 40 who get mamograms? Texas ranks 44th...
8. Women over 18 who get pap smears? 47th....
9. Cervical cancer rate? They rank 5th highest...
My # 2 comment -
10. Womens voter registration you say? 43rd...
11. Womens voter turn out....49th....ouch...
12. Percent of eligible voters that actually vote...44...
13. Colorado has better weed (not that I would know, but I bet its true)
14. George Bush is from Texas
15. Im too lazy to look up this statistic, but I think that they execute the most number of prisoners a year too. And I think they are the only state to still use the electric chair?
16. Its really, really hot there...and humid....
17. It doesnt have mountains
So...I am sure I could think of more. And I might give you more statistics later. But, to sum my point up...You will probably stop voting, not get mamograms, (david would be sad if your boobies got hurt), you will be surrounded by plagued sick children who recieve no treatment, you will be surrounded by dumb high schoolers who cant take an SAT, you will have to smoke twice as much weed to get high, you will sweat a lot, and you will get cervical cancer...
ps-you can tell me how much you love me on tuesday when you decide not to move.
thats all.
sincerely,
your radtastical colorado reppin, tex-ass bashin friend.
Jillian Kana.
Okay-so thats all I leave her. A few hours later, I get a new message in my inbox on facebook. So-I check it out and its this CRAZY texan boy she knows sending me hate mail! I dont even know this kid. He was just creepin her f-book and saw it apparently....So-heres how the conversation between the two of us went! (THIS IS THE GREATIST!) Oh and his name is Andy by the way....
Him: Shut up bitch
Me: silly texan would send hate mail to someone you dont even know!
point made.
Him: i'm not even a texan. i just live here. have you? so how would you know what it is all about?
point made.
Me: Wow. That barely even made sense. Probably about as good as your SAT essay you wrote you dumbass. Are you fucking serious? You seriously have time to go to other peoples profile, read their comments, and send people you dont even know hate mail? For starters-I was half joking, I left statistics about vagina check ups on her profile. Speaking of vaginas, why dont you get yours checked out you big pussy? But, now that a very dumb, very immature, very "scary" texan boy has sent me hate mail, I think I really do hate texas...well...not texas the state...TEXANS in general. (the people who live there- in case your little brain is confused about what I mean).
Nice try on the reply though-I really thought you might have a worthwhile comeback. But, seing as you dont, and you probably never will, I figure this conversation is over. It was nice meeting you Andy! Now go back to fucking texas where you belong. Sucker.
Also-your opening statment in the first message also really impressed me! "shut up bitch"...did you learn that from your 5th grade brother who also has a vagina and wears a cowboy hat? You couldve at least had a little more ammunition behind your statement. Next time you try sending hate mail to random people on FACEBOOK -make sure you can win the argument. Oh and also, if have anything to write back, I probably wont respond just because its a waste of my time to continue to obliterate you and your pathetic responses. But-since youre a texan, and a boy...my guess is you probably want the last word in this conversation so you might write back with a simple "fuck you" or somethign awesome like that. But, I've made my claim, so I am done wasting my time talking to some silly texan. Later bro!
ps - I am not expecting you to take my advice....But dont take life so seriously man!...or texas so seriously...or get offended so easily. Its not good for you or anyone else around you! haha, bye.
So-that my friends may or may not be funny to you. But, at 3:15 in the morning, I thought it was pretty awesome. I will keep you posted and let you know if he actually does write me back. I am sure it will be worthwhile if he does! Anyways - I guess my big point here is, if you want to win an argument, please...Do yourself a favor and pick a Texan. Have a LOVELY day! Night....Morning....Whatever! | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Dearist Friends,
I skimmed a few of my old LJ entries from years past today. They were so horribly selfish and stupid and just plain ridiculous, that I wanted to write everyone a proper apology. My most sincere apology goes out to everyone who I expected to read those. Thank you for being my friend when I was obviously a douche bag! And thank you for pretending like you cared about what I had to say. I cannot even get through a whole one, let alone read most of the first sentences with out wanting to throw up. I am almost tempted to delete this so I never have to reflect on what kind of a person I used to be again. But something tells me to keep it, so in 2 years, I can read the ones I write this year, and hate myself again. But good thing I usually only put up pictures now....haha. Anyways, I love you all, and really, I am SO sorry from the bottom of my heart!
The all grown up,
Jillian Diane Kana.
ps-I am also really sorry about my fucking stupid icon.
thats all. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Well hey.
I never use this anymore, but, for those of you who do want to know what I have been doing, heres a look at summer, alaska, and sophomore year so far. I skipped classes today, thats the only reason I have time to do this, and I am waiting for laundry, fuck laundry. Oh the wonders of not caring quite as much as I used too. Hello, sophomore slump. Yeah. Its official. Ive hit mine.
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| Hope you all had a fab christmas. Lets all call eachother and hang out.
consider this a preview....big picture post coming soon.
 possibly the best photo of the summer
 late nights on campus with the gang
 and sweet tatoos from the fashion design/art major.
more to come.
me = at a mammoth game in box seats tonight, for free. with free parking, free food, and all the digs. life is good....minus being snowed in TWICE on winter break. but oh well. | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| FUCK
Lil' Kim got out of federal prison today....
party time. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| lets see if this works.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v429/FinishTheFall/?action=view¤t=ashme2.flv
go there if you want to have a good giggle and tell me if it works. its just me and fud screwing around. the sound has a like .5 second delay when i watch it. but yeah.....
i cant figure out how to just get into a post with out a direct link. but whateves.
ps-sorry i never post. ill do a big picture post soon! from graduation and shiiit like that.
[soikindofmissplayingmusiccoughcoughhinthintnudgenudge]
man im pathetic. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| okay, so maybe you dont wanna know. but truth be told, i dont really care, cause im gonna write about it anyways, and you can read on if youd like. but this ones about my spring break thus far. check it out. (this is going to be so fucking long, brace yourself)
k so.
Friday - Went to the YMCA basketball games with everyone and caught up with katie with. Then mark and i talked to kelsey and will in the parking lot forever, then we just went up to kelseys house and hung out there and watched some bball.
Saturday- Taryn and I hit up the "Body Works" exhibit up at the musuem in denver with the fam....the exhibit is basically a bunch of plastinated dead people. for those of you who dont know what plastination is, they use plastic to replace the fluids in the body essentially. So we saw a ton of cool stuff, and it was REALLY cool, and creepy all at once. But I learned a ton and it was a good thing since I am considering something pretty medical for a major.(maybe)...then we came back and cooked out on the grill and just acted like tay-ren and i normally do. cept we were both a little sleepy, so nothing too crazy went down.
Sunday - hmm, didnt do a whole lot during the day...packed and got ready to leave on monday morning. anddd mark and i went out to maggie moos and then we went to see v for vendeta, which, i enjoyed quite much. it made you think, but was still entertaining at the same time. good stuff.
Monday - got up early, went to the airport, tried to get on like a bajillion flights to atlanta, didnt work, so we flew to cincinatti ohio and then down to tampa bay. we got in super late and just crashed. boring.
Tuesday - slept in a bit, tried my best to get ahold of kayla, myspaced her my digits and hoped shed call me....made lunch, and went and ate it on the beach. walked around the beach for a while. then we went shopping for a prom dress..which...i found the one i want...but i cant decide on the color, so, i decided to just wait and buy it here and get 2nd opinions on the color. its really really simple, but really cute, and I am a pretty simple girl, so it works for me. . then we went to the RED SOX and REDS game...and i thought megley would be there so i called her, but she wasent, bummer. but yeah i ate a lot of food and it was good. and kayla gave me a jingle during it and we started planning our little get together. and yeah i saw a lot of freaking badass homeruns. like. hardcore out of the park....
Wednesday - Went to bush gardens tampa bay. It was badass. My dad and I rode a ton of rollercoaster in the morning cause the lines were short and we rode them all through lunch and stuff. then we both got headaches and decided we should prolly stop...i think its cause lack of sleep, cause normally we can handel tons and tons of those things.. so then we went on a few water rides and got some REALLY good barbacue...and soo many funny things happened on this trip so ill post a funny bulletin later...basically quotes of the week....but yeah then kayla called me, and we drove into downtown and met her and her madre and walked to dinner. and they had these flowers there that smelled incredible when we were walking to dinner. and yeah. then we ate and just caught up. it was a blast and i didnt realize how much i missed her i guess! so it was fun.
Thursday - woke up...attempted golfing in the AM with the grandparents and my dad. Turns out i lost my golf touch over the past 4 years. haha. so basically golfing consisted of me pissing my grandparents off...(ill tell you good stories in the funny blog i post tomm) ...um yeah then we had lunch...then i took a nap..and THEN...THE BEST NIGHT EVER came..kaylas dad is the strength/conditioning coach for the tampa bay lightning...so...she got us tickets/special pass things...and this was my first ever NHL game so i am soooo excited...not to mention all the cool stuff i got to do...so we walk to the rink..and we go in the back way, and get to see all the NHL guys cars..(hella nice, bentlys and shit) then we go into this room with like...all the food you could want, and we get it for free...biggest shrimp ive ever seen in my life. yeah. then we went into this little like "wives room" thing. and i met some of the wives of the players...and a few little kids in there too...then kayla and tiff go to the seats and i got with my dad and kaylas mom up into the box/thingy. they stamp our hands with this special ink so if we want to come back up they flash a light on your hand and you get like "special access" haha. it was badass. so we walk in and theres a ton of food and little chef guys waiting to give it to you. and computers were up there and salt water fish tanks ans crap, and then we went to the seating area of the restarunt/box area...and i watched the first period from up there...then 2nd period went down to sit with kayla and tiff...and we were SO CLOSE to the ice...right behind tampas bench and you could see perfectly over the glass...yeah i was pretty much in heaven at this point. it was the greatist. then after the game we went down and met a few players and took pictures. then we walked back and said bye, and it was sad, but wow. it was definitely one of the coolest things ive ever gotten to do....i owe you my life kayla...or just like...5 cds...hah.
Friday - woke up at the ass crack of dawn, flew to salt lake, sat there for a bunch of hours, then flew to denver and now im finally home. woo....
alright so thats all for now but my spring break has rocked so far, and i thought a lot about things in tampa and yeah, im doing better. i needed a break from this place. and all the judgemental people here... but im happy to be back. and soo many funny things happened but im to tired to write about them now. but you have the basis of what happened, so ill fill you in on more later. and i will POST A TON OF PICTURES SOON!!! sorry that was so long...but so many people asked that i didnt want to tell you individually. hah. LAZY ASS. anyways. loves. props if you read it all.
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| Tonight:
Acceptance
Hellogoodbye
Panic! at the disco
and
The academy is...
yep yep. thats where I am headed after lacrosse practice with ms. teresa subeeeeee.
I am going to be so danced out.
and I am going to like it.
ps - this CSAP deal....is NICE...i get to sleep in..woo. k no one cares. peace. | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
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